Laugh With English  

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your name on this report card

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.GEORGE : Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : George  

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.WILLY : Me!  

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow